An Interview with Joe Denny, author of Americanjism
and the upcoming Allmightytightywhitey.
by Edward A. Crowley
Ed - So Joe, tell me about the ALLMIGHTYTIGHTYWHITEY? Why does Don have boobs and wear underwear on his head?
Joe - well, comics aren't a thing that one can just sit around and make a joke about, at some point you got to get serious, and man puts underwear on his head to understand life better, to listen better, to get the most out of this heavenly experience and...
Ed - are you a pothead?
Joe - that depends on what the definition of is, is. You see, when I was five...
Ed - In Americanjism, you portray a black man as a crack dealer, and you have Grownkidman pee on a star of David, are you telling me that you're not a racist?
Joe - I have a black friend, and I know a Jewish guy. You see, my foreskin is missing and...
Ed - What about sex, what's your take on it?
Joe - Anal or oral?
Ed - Anal?
Joe - couldn't pay me enough to go there, man or woman.
Ed - Are you homo on Tuesday, or on Thursday?
Joe - That depends on what day of the week you ask me.
Ed - Teenage girls?
Joe - ...and ketchup too, I like food, food taste, good.
Ed - Musical influences?
Joe - Jon Bon Jovi on Tuesdays, naturally, and David Letterman's drummer on Wednesdays, morning only.
Ed - Food?
Joe - Only when it comes in syringes.
Ed - What plans do you have after the completion of Allmightytightywhitey?
Joe - Well, someday I'm going to die, but until that time I'll do my best to drink, smoke, and skate as often and as much as possible.
Ed - Any last words before we end this interview?
Joe - Yes... uh... well... .... ... oh, fuck it all to hell and do some nice smith grinds while you're at it, spose that's it. Keep on skatin'.